Friday, June 19, 2015

Pimpin' Life Hack #2: The Perfect Excuse to Drink Early

Step 1. Stay calm. Act like its perfectly normal to start your day off with a beer.

Step 2. Give your doubters an American history lesson.

Step 3. Pour your coffee loving company a nice porter, stout, or coffee cream ale. I'd recommend Breckenridge Vanilla Porter, AleSmith Speedway Stout, or Carton Regular Coffee.

Step 4. Say nothing, wait for them to speak first.

Step 5. Bask in the glory of breakfast of champions.

Step 6. Don't over celebrate, if you're with a true coffee addict they'll likely need more caffeine or they'll soon get cranky and spoil your morning shindig.

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